Zong of the Week - Freedom is the New Word for French lyrics

rate me

Hey, have you heard about freedom'

'Freedom' is the new word for 'French'

Yeah, I'm talking about 'freedom'

'Freedom' is the new word for 'French'

So everybody say 'freedom'

'Cause some people don't like the word 'French'

They think it's a curse word

Can't think of a worse word

To hear them talk you'd think it has an unbearable stench

So remember, say 'freedom'

Whenever you're about to say 'French'

Don't say 'French fries'

Say 'freedom fries!'

No more French toast

It's 'freedom toast!'

Don't drink French wine

Drink freedom wine!

'Cause nothing is as fine

As freedom in your wine

Don't wear French braids

Wear freedom braids!

Don't play French horn

Play freedom horn!

No more French kiss

Let's freedom kiss!

With the freedom kind of passion

You'll be the height of fashion

Vive la freedom!

So have you heard about 'French''

'French' is the new word for 'freedom'

I'm talking 'bout 'French'

'French' is the new word for 'freedom'

And it kind of makes sense, 'cause the French

Were the inventors of democracy and freedom

The French gave us liberty

Then they gave us the Statue of Liberty

And time and again

They always help out when we need 'em

So everybody say 'French'

'Cause 'French' is the new word for 'freedom'

Don't say 'freedom of speech'

Say 'French of speech'

Don't say 'freedom of the press'

Say 'French of the press'

Don't say 'An overzealous administration

Is steadily chipping away at our freedom'

'An overzealous administration

Is steadily chipping away at our French'

It's when your rights get taken away

That you realize just how much you need 'em

And then it's time to stand up and say

We've all got to fight for our. . .

We've all got to fight for our French

Yes, we'll never give up our French

Oh, we love our French

You can't take away our French

Yes, we're all gonna fight for our French!<br />

<br />

Thanks to Razvan