Stephen Lynch - No Meat lyrics
rate meVegan living, so healthy and cleanSo much brown rice, so many mung beansAnd no meat Not one bite of meatJuicy meatSucculent meat.Instead I get, gluten and sea weed stew.Rice milk and lentils and fuckin tofuI respect every creature from horse, fowl and owlId blow a goat for some bacon right nowYeah Id blow a goat for some bacon, right nowYou eat your southern fried chicken And Ill just have fruitHows that T-bone?No really, its coolIll just chew on this turnip rootWith a couple chick peasKill me pleaseIm tired of hummusAnd bulgur wheatTofurkey tofuck yourselfI want some meatI respect every creature the birds and the beesWell Id eat the shit out some Whopper with cheeseBelieve me Id fuck up that Whopper with cheese(Whoa)alfalfa sprouts and a red beanA handful of trail mixMmm what a treatHow about some soy yogurt served in a bowl?Id rather eat a hobos assholeYeah Id rather eat a hobos asshole
