South Park Mexican - Mexican Heaven lyrics

rate me

People have been asking for eternity

Is there a heaven and if so what's it like?

Will I see my homie Chris Dub?

He got smoked by some fools who shouldn't be alive

I'm trying to cope but it's just so hard

Dear God will I see him on the boulevard

Can you tilt your hat to the side if you want?

Or do you got to have it straight to the front

I've been sagging Dickies ever since I was 8

And I wonder would somebody try to tell me I can't

I won a knife at the carnival they have on Jetson

It's just for good luck, not for a weapon

I wonder can take it

Well that's if I make it

But I don't want to walk around all butt naked

Will my hydraulics work up in the clouds?

Do people start complaining if the music is loud?

And these are the things that I asked the reverend

Excuse me sir but do Mexicans go to heaven?

The other day I spoke to the reverend

To see if he'd say that Mexicans do go to heaven

When I grow old O I know this life was a blessing

I wanna know is there a Mexican heaven Lord

Will my grandfathers beer breathe be real bad

Or will they make him take mints or the white Tic Tacs

Do the R&B and Hip Hop Radio Stations

Play our Raps or do they still be hating

People owe me money from previous business

I wonder can get it with a little bit interest

And what about drop outs with no education

I can't spell to good but I know multiplication

Do they got real tortillas for all the races

Or them fake lil skinny ones like some places

I know my sunshine is out of the question

But on the truth she got love for a Mexican

Will my homies pitch in or wanna smoke for free

Will they have gas money or depend on me

Can I roll on gold streets in my 57?

Let me know can Mexicans go to heaven

The other day I spoke to the reverend

To see if he'd say that Mexicans do go to heaven

When I grow old O I know this life was a blessing

I wanna know is there a Mexican heaven Lord

Will they charge an arm and a leg for the new Mike Jordans?

Or sell them half price so everyone can afford em

What about tobacco products, do they ban em?

One thing about cigarettes I just can't stand em

Is minimum wage all they offer my people?

Does my uncle got to marry someone just to be legal?

Will he get dirty looks cause he can't speak English?

Do the chicks dress up or do they show their Chee Chees

What kind of clubs do they have in heaven?

I don't dance techno and no two stepping

I got a few warrants will they follow me there

Or can I start clean with a record that's clear

Is my pit-bull there his name is Plex

He choked on his chain jumping over the fence

I'm sorry if I'm asking you too many questions

I just gotta know, do Mexicans go to heaven

The other day I spoke to the reverend

To see if he'd say that Mexicans do go to heaven

When I grow old O I know this life was a blessing

I wanna know is there a Mexican heaven Lord