I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change movie - Stud and a Babe lyrics
rate me<br>
Women 1<br>
I sit here trying to impress and make this guy aw struck. <br>
But every subject I address make me sound like such a shmuck.<br>
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Man 1<br>
Its not that I can't be diverting, sometimes I can even thrill, <br>
But I'd just be so much better at flirting, if i only had looks that kill. <br>
If I were a stud.<br>
<br>
Women 1<br>
If I were a babe.<br>
<br>
Man 1 <br>
The kind of guy girls love.<br>
<br>
Women 1 <br>
The kind of girl guys crave.<br>
My breasts would be rounder.<br>
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Man 1<br>
My pex would asound her.<br>
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Women 1 <br>
My legs would be longer.<br>
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Man 1<br>
My buns would be stronger.<br>
<br>
Women 1<br>
My locks would be flowing<br>
<br>
Man 1<br>
My chest hair would be showing.<br>
<br>
Women 1<br>
My hips would be slimmer.<br>
<br>
Man 1<br>
My butt would just simmer.<br>
<br>
Both<br>
Oh oh oh<br>
<br>
Women 1<br>
I'm gonna go up and seduce him.<br>
<br>
Both <br>
Oh oh oh<br>
<br>
Man 1<br>
She'll be begging me for more.<br>
<br>
Both <br>
Oh oh oh<br>
<br>
Women 1 <br>
Yea tonight I'm gonna goose him.<br>
<br>
Man 1<br>
Tonight I'm gonna score yeah!<br>
A stude<br>
<br>
Women 1<br>
A Babe<br>
<br>
Man 1<br>
She'll love.<br>
<br>
Women 1<br>
He'll crave<br>
<br>
Both<br>
Oh oh oh<br>
If I were a....<br>
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(dialogue)<br>
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Man 1<br>
Julie, I'm not stud.<br>
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Women 1<br>
I'm not a babe.<br>
<br>
Man 1<br>
I'm not a guy girls love.<br>
<br>
Women 1<br>
Well, I'm not a girl guys crave.<br>
<br>
Man 1 <br>
Really?<br>
<br>
Women 1 <br>
I'm awkward and whiney<br>
<br>
Man 1<br>
My biceps are tiny<br>
<br>
Women 1 <br>
I'm not to athletic<br>
<br>
Man 1<br>
My clothes are sinthetic<br>
<br>
Women 1 <br>
My nails are all chewed off<br>
<br>
Man 1<br>
My hair is all glued on<br>
<br>
Women 1<br>
My hips are all gulpy<br>
<br>
Man 1<br>
Well mine are real lumpy<br>
<br>
Both<br>
Oh oh oh<br>
<br>
Women 1<br>
Every night I'm always snoring.<br>
<br>
Both <br>
Oh oh oh<br>
<br>
Man 1<br>
Yea my feet can really stink<br>
<br>
Both <br>
Oh oh oh<br>
<br>
Women 1<br>
Yea I'm homely and I'm boring<br>
<br>
Man 1<br>
Well let me buy you one more drink<br>
<br>
Women 1<br>
Yea<br>
<br>
Man 1<br>
No stud<br>
<br>
Women 1<br>
No babe<br>
<br>
Man 1<br>
I love <br>
<br>
Women 1<br>
I crave<br>
<br>
Both <br>
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh<br>
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